THE EARTH’S CRUST
Matter-of-fact Geologists speak of the Earth’s Crust as if there were only one Crust.
Thoughtful people (like ourselves) who can read between imaginary lines, know that there are (as in a pie) two Crusts, the Upper Crust and the Under Crust.
The Upper Crust is pleasantly situated on the top and is rich and agreeable and much sought after.
The Under Crust is soggy and disagreeable. The only apparent reason for its existence is to hold up the Upper Crust.
To quote the eminent Nonsensologist Gelett Burgess—
The Upper Crust is light as snow
And gay with sugar-rime;
The Under Crust must stay below,
It has a horrid time.
When in the course of time the Upper Crust becomes too rich and heavy for the popular taste, the Social Pie flops over and the Under Crust becomes the Upper Crust.
These periodic flip-flops of the Social Pie are called Revolutions.
You would think that a Revolving Pie would be a disturbing thing to have in one’s system, but the Giddy Globe doesn’t seem to mind it in the least.