CHAPTER XIII
THE HABITABLE GLOBE
The term “Habitable Globe” was doubtless invented by some Celestial Humorist who had never visited this planet.
People live on it, to be sure, but they have no choice. There is nowhere else to live.
The Giddy Globe ...*
* Isn’t it about time to drop this
personal simile?
The Reader.
... Quite so. Suppose we consider the Globe as an Apartment House.
We are told it was finished in six days. No wonder it is faultily constructed.
The Heating Apparatus is out of date. The apartments nearest to the Radiator are insufferably hot, those farthest away unbearably cold, and those between too changeable for comfort.
The Water Supply is unreliable. In some apartments, great numbers perish every year from thirst.