| 1 | Thirst | 23 | Aquasity | |
| 2 | Self-effacement | 24 | { | |
| 3 | Calculation | 25 | { Prairifulness | |
| 4 | Providence | 26 | Plainness | |
| 5 | Love of the Almighty ($) | 27 | Incredulity | |
| 6 | Justice | 28 | Animosity | |
| 7 | Somnolence | 29 | Nebraskability | |
| 8 | Love of Peaches | 30 | Love of Freedom | |
| 9 | Pride of Race | 31 | Modesty | |
| 10 | Nicotianity | 32 | Oregonality | |
| 11 | Love of Camp-meetings | 33 | Furbearance | |
| 12 | Fruitfulness | 34 | Argentility | |
| 13 | Coonfulness | 35 | Pique | |
| 14 | Colour | 36 | Breadth | |
| 15 | Levity | 37 | Presence of Mine | |
| 16 | Illicit Spirituality | 38 | Gamefulness | |
| 17 | Love of Travel | 39 | Conjugality | |
| 18 | Size | 40 | Cowboyishness | |
| 19 | Bashfulness | 41 | Sheepishness | |
| 20 | Scribosity | 42 | Reserve | |
| 21 | Armorousness | 43 | Reciprocity | |
| 22 | Horse Sense |
CHAPTER XXII
CANADA
“The apparel oft proclaims the man.”—Hamlet.
Canada, with the exception of Mexico, is the only part of North America not ruled by the Irish.
In former days it was a popular Health Resort for frenzied financiers who wished to retire from private life.
It is now a still more popular resort for Americans suffering from thirst.