"Give him a stick of candy, and tell him his grandmother is waiting for him round the corner."
"Right; keep a stiff upper lip. Brother R. P. F., what are you?"
"The Right Pilot Fish."
"What do you do?"
"Stand on the starboard side of the candidate, and tow him round."
"Right; heave ahead, my hearty. Brother L. P. F., what are you?"
"The Left Pilot Fish."
"What do you do?"
"Stand on the port side of the candidate, and help tow him around."
"Right; stand by the hawser. Brother Q. D., what are you?"