“Why, you have told the biggest story that has passed your lips to-day.”

“What, about the cannon?”

“Two hundred or three hundred! Why, your regiment captured all the guns the Austrians had!”

“Didn’t I tell you I couldn’t remember whether it was two hundred or three hundred? You are the most critical young man I ever met in the whole course of my life!”

“But two hundred would be an abominable exaggeration. Perhaps you meant muskets?”

“No; cannon.”

“But, my dear captain, just consider for one moment. Of course the batteries were supported?”

“To be sure they were.”

“Six guns to a battery would have made fifty batteries; and——”

“Oh, confound your statistics!” exclaimed the captain impatiently.