“Eighteen.”

“Nineteen,” gasped the colonel.

“Two thousand.”

“Twenty-one hundred,” roared the colonel, desperately.

“Twenty-two,” laughed the major.

The colonel was listening to the remonstrance of his lawyer, and the auctioneer was permitted to dwell on the last bid for a moment.

“Twenty-three!” shouted the colonel.

“Twenty-three hundred dollars—twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three,” chipped the auctioneer, with professional formality, when the major did not instantly follow the last bid. “Going at twenty-three hundred! Are you all done?”

“Knock it off!” growled the colonel, savagely, but in a low tone.

“Going at twenty-three hundred—one—two—three—and gone, to Colonel Wimpleton, at twenty-three hundred,” added the auctioneer, as he brought down his hammer for the last time.