Lord Illingworth. You will be the pattern secretary, Gerald. [Talks to him.]

Mrs. Allonby. You enjoy country life, Miss Worsley?

Hester. Very much indeed.

Mrs. Allonby. Don’t find yourself longing for a London dinner-party?

Hester. I dislike London dinner-parties.

Mrs. Allonby. I adore them. The clever people never listen, and the stupid people never talk.

Hester. I think the stupid people talk a great deal.

Mrs. Allonby. Ah, I never listen!

Lord Illingworth. My dear boy, if I didn’t like you I wouldn’t have made you the offer. It is because I like you so much that I want to have you with me.

[Exit Hester with Gerald.]