“You call him a misanthrope?” she cried disdainfully. “And you have been drinking at his expense, you rascal?”
The grumbled assent of the accused was inaudible.
“Ingrate!” pursued the scornful, triumphant voice of the Vivandiere; “you would pawn your mother's grave-clothes! You would eat your children, en fricassee! You would sell your father's bones for a draught of brandy!”
The screams of mirth redoubled; Cigarette's style of withering eloquence was suited to all her auditors' tastes, and under the chorus of laughs at his cost, her infuriated adversary plucked up courage and roared forth a defiance.
“White hands and a brunette's face are fine things for a soldier. He kills women—he kills women with his lady's grace!”
“He does not pull their ears to make them give him their money, and beat them with a stick if they don't fry his eggs fast enough, as you do, Barbe-Grise,” retorted the contemptuous tones of the champion of the absent. “White hands, morbleu! Well, his hands are not always in other people's pockets as yours are!”
This forcible recrimination is in high relish in the Caserne; the screams of mirth redoubled. Barbe-Grise was a redoubtable authority whom the wildest dare-devil in his brigade dared not contradict, and he was getting the worst of it under the lash of Cigarette's tongue, to the infinite glee of the whole ballroom.
“Dame!—his hands cannot work as mine can!” growled her opponent.
“Oh, ho!” cried the little lady, with supreme disdain; “they don't twist cocks' throats and skin rabbits they have thieved, perhaps, like yours; but they would wring your neck before breakfast to get an appetite, if they could touch such canaille.”
“Canaille?” thundered the insulted Barbe-Grise. “If you were but a man!”