I'd Like to Do It Again

by Owen Davis

Hill

I tell you what, I’ll give you fifty dollars a week and put up all the money. Then, after I got it back, if and when, I’ll give you one-third of all the play makes. What do you think of that?

Davis

I don’t believe it.

Hill

[Thoughtfully]

I’ve heard it said that some guys could write pretty good plays when to look at ’em you’d wonder how they did it! When we do our play who’s going to hire the actors and get the scenery and rehearse it?

Davis

[Calmly]

I am.