| Preface | PAGE |
| Likewise a Declaration of Principles | [vii] |
| CHAPTER |
| I | Fate in a Bathtub | [1] |
| II | Birth of an Idea | [7] |
| III | Macnooder Opens Vistas | [10] |
| IV | Loneliness of Great Men | [16] |
| V | The Golden Shower | [21] |
| VI | Methods of a Financier | [26] |
| VII | Tragedy | [37] |
| VIII | When Friends Prove False | [40] |
| IX | Snorky as a Lady-Killer | [51] |
| X | Love Lightly Considered | [59] |
| XI | The Demon of Jealousy | [62] |
| XII | All's Well That Ends Well | [70] |
| XIII | A Woman of the World | [74] |
| XIV | The Plot Against the Mosquito | [83] |
| XV | The Tennessee Shad Suspects | [94] |
| XVI | Experiments in Fragrance | [99] |
| XVII | Soap and Sentiment | [110] |
| XVIII | Love Comes Like the Measles | [118] |
| XIX | The Urchin Begins to Bloom | [127] |
| XX | The Heart of a Brunette | [135] |
| XXI | Worldly Wisdom of Skippy Bedelle | [145] |
| XXII | Girls as an Epidemic | [151] |
| XXIII | The Blonde of the Species | [160] |
| XXIV | Result of a Brother's Advice | [169] |
| XXV | Antics of a Talking Machine | [175] |
| XXVI | Containing Some High Melodrama | [183] |
| XXVII | Hickey in a Deadly Rôle | [194] |
| XXVIII | Sitting It Out | [200] |
| XXIX | Dead Game Sports | [206] |
| XXX | Experiments in a Dress Suit | [214] |
| XXXI | Shirt Studs as Cupid's Messenger | [222] |
| XXXII | Living up to an Angel | [230] |
| XXXIII | Sudden Interest in the Bible | [242] |
| XXXIV | The Way of the Transgressor | [248] |
| XXXV | The Scalp Hunter | [257] |
| XXXVI | Splashing With Your Toes | [275] |
| XXXVII | Skippy Retires With His Scalp | [279] |
| XXXVIII | The Philosophical Attitude | [289] |
| XXXIX | Love Plus Hippo | [305] |
| XL | Reality Minus Hippo | [312] |
