"The cowboy orchestra!"

"Give us the cowboy orchestra!"

"The cowboy orchestra, ladies and gentlemen."

With a wave of his hand he organized the room into drums, bugles, and trombones, announcing:

"The orchestra will tune up and play this little tune,

"'Ta-de-dee-ra-ta-ra-ta-rata,

Ta-de-dee-ra-ta-ra-ta-rata-ta!'

"All ready? Lots of action there—a little more cyclonic from the trombones. Fine! Whenever I give the signal the orchestra will burst forth into that melodious refrain. I will now give an imitation of a professional announcer at Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show and Congress of Rough Riders. Orchestra:

"Ta-de-dee-rata-rata-rata

Ta-de-dee-rata-rata-rata-ta!"