THE FULL PROGRAMME
The Campaign of Slander and Vilification Instituted by Tough McCarthy and His Myrmidons Will Not Deceive the Intelligent and Independent Voter. Anti-Federalist Candidates Only Are the Defendants of the Liberties of the School.
Anti-Fed. Candidates Stand Solemnly Pledged to Work For Increased Privileges.
ACCESS TO THE JIGGER-SHOP AT ALL TIMES
REMOVING THE LIMIT ON WEEKLY ALLOWANCES
ABOLITION OF THE HATEFUL COMPULSORY
BATH SYSTEM
BETTER FOOD MORE FOOD
REGULATION OF SINKERS AND SCRAG-BIRDS
ESTABLISHMENT OF TWO SLEIGHING HOLIDAYS
CUSHIONED SEATS FOR CHAPEL
When this momentous declaration of principles was read there was an appalled silence, while Crazy, in the centre of the admiring circle, grew perceptibly.
Then a shriek burst out and Crazy was smothered in the arms of the regenerated Anti-Feds.
"Crazy will be President of the United States," said Turkey admiringly.
"Wonderful!"
"The bathroom plank will win us fifty votes."
"And what about the jigger vote?"