He would take a Lewis gun out,

Strafe a post or working party,

Raid a trench of Johnny Bulgar’s,

Blow up several concrete dug-outs,

Bring some prisoners home to breakfast.

Every day the German gunners

Shelled his line with crumps and shrapnel,

And for months the Royal Dudshires

Never moved behind their field-guns.

Winter passed with mud and blizzards,