(All that Salonica boasted)

Played upon the flames in trickles,

Did about as much to quench them

As a mug of tepid water

Does to quench the thirst of soldiers

In a boiling Balkan summer.

“Going some,” said Tiadatha,

“Better hop back to the Splendide,

Heaven and earth aren’t going to stop it.”

So they raced back to the Splendide,