“Here’s a toast,” quoth Tiadatha,

“Here’s to the two things I love most—

London Town in peace and war time,

Coupled with the name of Phyllis.

This is better than the Splendide,

This is better than the French Club,

Better than a farewell dinner

In a dug-out in the trenches,

London Town in peace and war time,

Nothing in the world to touch you—