Boots and even tooth-brush frozen,

Regularly every morning;

Vainly tried to keep his feet warm,

Crouching o’er a little oil-stove,

Colder than New Zealand mutton,

Colder than an ice-cream soda.

And at intervals he murmured,

“How I hate this beastly country.”

And the sergeants and the corporals,

And the luckless private soldiers,