Part II. Intermezzo Doloroso.

[Allowing time for the fall of American securities to the extent of some odd hundred millions sterling; also for the Day of Rest.]


Part III. Andante Amabile.

Who breathed a word of war? Why, surely we are men and Plymouth brothers! Pray, what in thunder should we cut each other’s Carotids for? Merciful powers forefend! For we by gold-edged bonds are bound alway, Besides a lot of things that never pay A dividend! 74 Christmas! we cry thee Ave! At such a time, when hearts with love are filled, It seems inopportune for us to build The needful navy. In fact in many a church Uprise the prayer and supplicating psalm That Heaven would keep our spreading Eagle calm Upon his perch. Goodwill and peace and plenty! Our leading congregations here agree To vote for this arrangement, nemine Contradicente. Greatly be they extolléd Who occupied the tabernacle-chair And put it to the meeting then and there And passed it solid! That print has also played A useful part that sent an invitation To Redmond to relieve the situation (Answer prepaid). 75 Say, Sirs, and shall we sever? And mar the fair exchange of fatted steers, Chicago pig, and eligible peers? No! never, never! Shall gore be made to flow? Like kindred Sohrabs shall we knock our Rustums, And blast our beautiful McKinley customs? Lord love us! no! Then, burst the sundering bar! Our punctured pockets yearn across the ocean; Till now we never had the faintest notion How dear you are! O love of other years! Wall Street, aweary for her broken bliss, Waits like a loving crocodile to kiss Again with tears!

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XI. TO THE LORD OF POTSDAM.

[On sending a certain telegram.]