NOT GEORGE WASHINGTON

An Autobiographical Novel

By P. G. Wodehouse and Herbert Westbrook

1907

CONTENTS

[PART ONE Miss Margaret Goodwin’s Narrative]
[CHAPTER 1 JAMES ARRIVES]
[CHAPTER 2 JAMES SETS OUT]
[CHAPTER 3 A HARMLESS DECEPTION]
[PART TWO James Orlebar Cloyster’s Narrative]
[CHAPTER 1 THE INVASION OF BOHEMIA]
[CHAPTER 2 I EVACUATE BOHEMIA]
[CHAPTER 3 THE ORB]
[CHAPTER 4 JULIAN EVERSLEIGH]
[CHAPTER 5 THE COLUMN]
[CHAPTER 6 NEW YEAR’S EVE]
[CHAPTER 7 I MEET MR. THOMAS BLAKE]
[CHAPTER 8 I MEET THE REV. JOHN HATTON]
[CHAPTER 9 JULIAN LEARNS MY SECRET]
[CHAPTER 10 TOM BLAKE AGAIN]
[CHAPTER 11 JULIAN’S IDEA]
[CHAPTER 12 THE FIRST GHOST]
[CHAPTER 13 THE SECOND GHOST]
[CHAPTER 14 THE THIRD GHOST]
[CHAPTER 15 EVA EVERSLEIGH]
[CHAPTER 16 I TELL JULIAN]
[Sidney Price’s Narrative]
[CHAPTER 17 A GHOSTLY GATHERING]
[CHAPTER 18 ONE IN THE EYE]
[CHAPTER 19 IN THE SOUP]
[CHAPTER 20 NORAH WINS HOME]
[Julian Eversleigh’s Narrative]
[CHAPTER 21 THE TRANSPOSITION OF SENTIMENT]
[CHAPTER 22 A CHAT WITH JAMES]
[CHAPTER 23 IN A HANSOM]
[Narrative Resumed]
[CHAPTER 24 A RIFT IN THE CLOUDS]
[CHAPTER 25 BRIGGS TO THE RESCUE]
[CHAPTER 26 MY TRIUMPH]

PART ONE
Miss Margaret Goodwin’s Narrative

CHAPTER 1
JAMES ARRIVES

I am Margaret Goodwin. A week from today I shall be Mrs. James Orlebar Cloyster.