Carry On, Jeeves

by P. G. Wodehouse

'Yes, it is!'

'But, Bertie,' he said gently, 'we agreed that you were at school with me.'

'I don't care.'

'At school, Bertie. The dear old school.'

'I don't care. I will not—'

'Bertie!'

'I will not—'

'Bertie!'

'No!'

'Bertie!'