Well, I was in the bathroom, wondering what there was going to be for breakfast while I massaged the spine with a rough towel and sang slightly, when there was a tap at the door. I stopped singing and opened the door an inch.
'What ho, without there!' I said.
'Lady Malvern has called, sir.'
'Eh?'
'Lady Malvern, sir. She is waiting in the sitting-room.'
'Pull yourself together, Jeeves, my man,' I said rather severely, for I bar practical jokes before breakfast. 'You know perfectly well there's no one waiting for me in the sitting-room. How could there be when it's barely ten o'clock yet?'
'I gathered from her ladyship, sir, that she had landed from an ocean liner at an early hour this morning.'
This made the thing a bit more plausible. I remembered that when I had arrived in America about a year before, the proceedings had begun at some ghastly hour like six, and that I had been shot out on to a foreign shore considerably before eight.
'Who the deuce is Lady Malvern, Jeeves?'
'Her ladyship did not confide in me, sir.'