"On archaeology."
Mr. Downing—for it was no less a celebrity—started, as one who perceives a loathly caterpillar in his salad.
"Archaeology!"
"We gave in our names to Mr. Outwood last night, sir. Archaeology is a passion with us, sir. When we heard that there was a society here, we went singing about the house."
"I call it an unnatural pursuit for boys," said Mr. Downing vehemently. "I don't like it. I tell you I don't like it. It is not for me to interfere with one of my colleagues on the staff, but I tell you frankly that in my opinion it is an abominable waste of time for a boy. It gets him into idle, loafing habits."
"I never loaf, sir," said Psmith.
"I was not alluding to you in particular. I was referring to the principle of the thing. A boy ought to be playing cricket with other boys, not wandering at large about the country, probably smoking and going into low public houses."
"A very wild lot, sir, I fear, the Archaeological Society here," sighed Psmith, shaking his head.
"If you choose to waste your time, I suppose I can't hinder you. But in my opinion it is foolery, nothing else."
He stumped off.