LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
BY T. M. R. WHITWELL
| [*] | “ARE YOU THE M. JACKSON, THEN, WHO HAD AN AVERAGE OF FIFTY-ONE POINT NOUGHT THREE LAST YEAR?” |
| [*] | THE DARK WATERS WERE LASHED INTO A MAELSTROM |
| [*] | “DON’T LAUGH, YOU GRINNING APE” |
| [*] | “DO—YOU—SEE, YOU FRIGHTFUL KID?” |
| [*] | “WHAT’S ALL THIS ABOUT JIMMY WYATT?” |
| [*] | MIKE AND THE BALL ARRIVED ALMOST SIMULTANEOUSLY |
| [*] | “WHAT THE DICKENS ARE YOU DOING HERE?” |
| [*] | PSMITH SEIZED AND EMPTIED JELLICOE’S JUG OVER SPILLER |
| [*] | “WHY DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN’T PLAY CRICKET?” HE ASKED |
| [*] | “WHO—” HE SHOUTED, “WHO HAS DONE THIS?” |
| [*] | “DID—YOU—PUT—THAT—BOOT—THERE, SMITH?” |
| [*] | MIKE DROPPED THE SOOT-COVERED OBJECT IN THE FENDER |
[ CHAPTER I
MIKE]
It was a morning in the middle of April, and the Jackson family were consequently breakfasting in comparative silence. The cricket season had not begun, and except during the cricket season they were in the habit of devoting their powerful minds at breakfast almost exclusively to the task of victualling against the labours of the day. In May, June, July, and August the silence was broken. The three grown-up Jacksons played regularly in first-class cricket, and there was always keen competition among their brothers and sisters for the copy of the Sportsman which was to be found on the hall table with the letters. Whoever got it usually gloated over it in silence till urged wrathfully by the multitude to let them know what had happened; when it would appear that Joe had notched his seventh century, or that Reggie had been run out when he was just getting set, or, as sometimes occurred, that that ass Frank had dropped Fry or Hayward in the slips before he had scored, with the result that the spared expert had made a couple of hundred and was still going strong.
In such a case the criticisms of the family circle, particularly of the smaller Jackson sisters, were so breezy and unrestrained that Mrs. Jackson generally felt it necessary to apply the closure. Indeed, Marjory Jackson, aged fourteen, had on three several occasions been fined pudding at lunch for her caustic comments on the batting of her brother Reggie in important fixtures. Cricket was a tradition in the family, and the ladies, unable to their sorrow to play the game themselves, were resolved that it should not be their fault if the standard was not kept up.
On this particular morning silence reigned. A deep gasp from some small Jackson, wrestling with bread-and-milk, and an occasional remark from Mr. Jackson on the letters he was reading, alone broke it.
“Mike’s late again,” said Mrs. Jackson plaintively, at last.