“Never mind about cricket now,” said Mr. Jackson; “I want you to listen to this report.”

“Oh, is that my report, father?” said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as a dog about to be washed might evince in his tub.

“It is,” replied Mr. Jackson in measured tones, “your report; what is more, it is without exception the worst report you have ever had.”

“Oh, I say!” groaned the record-breaker.

“‘His conduct,’” quoted Mr. Jackson, “‘has been unsatisfactory in the extreme, both in and out of school.’”

“It wasn’t anything really. I only happened——”

Remembering suddenly that what he had happened to do was to drop a cannon-ball (the school weight) on the form-room floor, not once, but on several occasions, he paused.

“‘French bad; conduct disgraceful——’”

“Everybody rags in French.”

“‘Mathematics bad. Inattentive and idle.’”