The water-supply cove chipped in:
“You’re quite right, Simms. I overlooked that when making the agreement. You see, gentlemen, as business men we’ve a right to reasonable guarantees of good faith. We are paying Mr. Bickersteth here a hundred and fifty dollars for this reception, and we naturally want to know——”
Old Chiswick gave Bicky a searching look; then he turned to the water-supply chappie. He was frightfully calm.
“I can assure you that I know nothing of this,” he said, quite politely. “I should be grateful if you would explain.”
“Well, we arranged with Mr. Bickersteth that eighty-seven citizens of Birdsburg should have the privilege of meeting and shaking hands with you for a financial consideration mutually arranged, and what my friend Simms here means—and I’m with him—is that we have only Mr. Bickersteth’s word for it—and he is a stranger to us—that you are the Duke of Chiswick at all.”
Old Chiswick gulped.
“Allow me to assure you, sir,” he said, in a rummy kind of voice, “that I am the Duke of Chiswick.”
“Then that’s all right,” said the chappie heartily. “That was all we wanted to know. Let the thing go on.”
“I am sorry to say,” said old Chiswick, “that it cannot go on. I am feeling a little tired. I fear I must ask to be excused.”
“But there are seventy-seven of the boys waiting round the corner at this moment, Duke, to be introduced to you.”