“You aren’t the only one. I want mummy, too.”

“Where is mummy?”

“I couldn’t tell you exactly. At a luncheon-party somewhere.”

“What’s luncheon-party?”

“A sort of entertainment where everybody eats too much and talks all the time without ever saying a thing that’s worth hearing.”

Bill considered this gravely.

“Why?”

“Because they like it, I suppose.”

“Why do they like it?”

“Goodness knows.”