“Nonsense! I never was in love with her.”

“Then why were you going to marry her?”

“Oh, I don’t know. It seemed a good idea at the time.”

“Oh! Oh! Oh!”

Eustace bent a little further over the end of the bed and patted her hair.

“Do have some barley-water,” he said. “Just a sip!”

“You are in love with her!” sobbed Jane.

“I’m not! I love you!

“You don’t!”

“Pardon me!” said Eustace firmly. “I’ve loved you ever since you gave me that extraordinary drink with Worcester sauce in it on the boat.”