“Well, I’m dashed!”
“I appear inadvertently to have caused much trouble, sir.”
“Jeeves!” I said.
“Sir?”
“How much money is there on the dressing-table?”
“In addition to the ten-pound note which you instructed me to take, sir, there are two five-pound notes, three one-pounds, a ten-shillings, two half-crowns, a florin, four shillings, a sixpence, and a halfpenny, sir.”
“Collar it all,” I said. “You’ve earned it.”
CHAPTER XIII THE GREAT SERMON HANDICAP
After Goodwood’s over, I generally find that I get a bit restless. I’m not much of a lad for the birds and the trees and the great open spaces as a rule, but there’s no doubt that London’s not at its best in August, and rather tends to give me the pip and make me think of popping down into the country till things have bucked up a trifle. London, about a couple of weeks after that spectacular finish of young Bingo’s which I’ve just been telling you about, was empty and smelled of burning asphalt. All my pals were away, most of the theatres were shut, and they were taking up Piccadilly in large spadefuls.