Mr Goble marched down the aisle.
“Speak out to the audience,” he said, stationing himself by the orchestra pit. “You’re turning your head away all the darned time.”
“I may be wrong,” said Mr Hill, “but I have played a certain amount, don’t you know, in pretty good companies, and I was always under the impression that one should address one’s remarks to the person one was speaking to, not deliver a recitation to the gallery. I was taught that that was the legitimate method.”
The word touched off all the dynamite in Mr Goble. Of all things in the theatre he detested most the “legitimate method.” His idea of producing was to instruct the cast to come down to the footlights and hand it to ’em. These people who looked up stage and talked to the audience through the backs of their necks revolted him.
“Legitimate! That’s a hell of a thing to be! Where do you get that legitimate stuff? You aren’t playing Ibsen!”
“Nor am I playing a knockabout vaudeville sketch.”
“Don’t talk back at me!”
“Kindly don’t shout at me! Your voice is unpleasant enough without your raising it.”
Open defiance was a thing which Mr Goble had never encountered before, and for a moment it deprived him of breath. He recovered it, however, almost immediately.
“You’re fired!”