THE LOBSTER.
Whereby hangeth a tayle, and eke a moral.
A Doctor and a Lawyer, went together merrily,
Adown the North-west Arm to take a dip into the sea.
Arrived, the Doctor coolly took a rather ‘heavy wet,’
A Lobster just as coolly took the Doctor by the feet.
He, careful man, his health and wind most prudently had heeded,
And little thought that either toe an amputation needed;
He felt the Lobster on his skill most cuttingly reflected,
And to his surgical attempt decidedly objected.