But here I go telling you about how we happened to get to go, and how quick we started, and all the exciting things that happened on the way and after we got there, and especially after we got there. Boy oh boy! it was real fun, and also very exciting—especially that night when we ran kersmack into a kidnapper mystery, and some of us who were mixed up in it were almost half scared half to death. Imagine a very dark night with only moonlight enough to make things look spooky, and queer screaming sounds echoing through the forest and over the lake, and then finding the kidnapped girl all wrapped in an Indian blanket with a handkerchief stuffed into her mouth and—but that’s getting ahead of the story, and I’d better not tell you how it happened until I get to it, ’cause it might spoil the story for you, and I hope you won’t start turning the pages of this book real fast and read the mystery first, ’cause that wouldn’t be fair.... Don’t you dare skip even one page. You just keep reading along until you get there.
Anyway, this is how we were going to get to go. Some of the Sugar Creek Gang of us were lying in the long mashed-down grass, in a level place at the top of the steep incline not very far from where the hill goes down real steep to the spring at the bottom where my pop is always sending me to get a pail of real cold fresh water for us to drink at our house. We were all of us lying in different directions, talking and laughing and yawning and pretending to be sleepy, also some of us were tumbling around a little and making a nuisance of ourselves to each other. Most of us had long stems of blue grass in our mouths and were chewing on the ends, and all of us were feeling swell. I had my binoculars in my hand and up to my eyes looking around at different things.
First, I watched a red squirrel, high up in a big sugar tree, lying flat and lazy on the top of a gray branch like he was taking a two-o’clock-in-the-afternoon sun bath, which was what time of day it was that Saturday afternoon. I had been lying on my back, looking up at the squirrel, then I rolled over and got onto my knees and focused the binoculars on Sugar Creek. Sugar Creek’s face was very lazy, on account of that being a wide part of the creek, and the water moved very slowly, hardly moving, and was as quiet as Pass Lake had been up in Minnesota in the Paul Bunyan country, on a very quiet day. There were little whitish patches of different shaped specks of white foam floating along on the kinda brownish blue water. While I was looking at Sugar Creek with its big wide quiet face, and dreaming about a big blue-watered lake up North, I saw some V-shaped waves coming out across the creek from the opposite shore. The sharp-pointed end of the V was coming straight toward the spring and bringing the rest of the V along with it. I knew right away it was a muskrat and it was swimming right straight toward our side of the creek. Looking at the brownish muskrat with the binoculars made it seem like it was very close, and I could see its pretty chestnut brown fur. Its head was broad and kinda blunt, and I knew if I could have seen its tail it would have been about half as long as the muskrat, and deeper than it was wide, and that it would have scales on it, and only a few scattered hairs. I quick grabbed a big rock and quick threw that rock as straight as I could and as hard, right straight toward the acute angle of the long moving V which was still coming across the creek toward us.
And would you believe it? I’m not always such a good shot with a rock, but this time that rock went straight toward where the muskrat was headed for, and by the time the rock and the muskrat got to the same place at the same time, the rock went kerswishety-splash right on the broad blunt head of the musquash, which is another and kinda fancy name for a muskrat.
Circus, the acrobat in our gang, was the only one of the gang who saw me do what I had done. He yelled out to me in a voice that sounded like a circus-barker’s voice, “Atta boy, Bill! Boy oh boy, that was a swell shot! I couldn’t have done any better myself!”
“Better than what?” nearly all the rest of the gang woke up and asked him at the same time.
“Bill killed an Ondatra zibethica,” Circus said, which is the Latin name for a muskrat,—Circus’ pop being a trapper, and Circus having a good animal book in his library. “Socked it in the head with a rock.”
Everybody looked out toward Sugar Creek to the place where the rock had socked the Ondatra in the head, and where the two forks of the V were getting wider and wider, almost disappearing into nothing like waves do when they get old enough.
“Look at those waves!” Poetry said, meaning the new waves my big rock had started. There was a widening circle going out from where it had been struck.
“Reminds me of the waves of Pass Lake, where we spent our vacation last summer,” Poetry said. “Remember the ones we had the tilt-a-whirl ride on, when Eagle Eye’s boat upset, and we got separated from it, and if we hadn’t had our life vests on we’d have been drowned ’cause it was too far from the shore to swim!”