Er you know a cat-fish hole brimmin' full o' fish,

Whose a-goin' to set around school and wish?

'Tain't no use to hide your bait,

It's a-comin,—soon or late,

Wen a feller's itchin' to be spanked.

Ol' folks know most ever'thing 'bout the world, I guess,

Gramma does, we wish she knowed thes a little less,

But I alwus kind o' think it 'ud be as well

Ef they wouldn't alwus have to up an' tell;

We kids wish 'at they'd thes wait,