When I was ruther young, you know,

I had my last an' only fight

About a gal one summer night.

'T was me an' Zekel Johnson; Zeke

'N' me 'd be'n spattin' 'bout a week,

Each of us tryin' his best to show

That he was Liza Jones's beau.

We could n't neither prove the thing,

Fur she was fur too sharp to fling

One over fur the other one