How 'd you feel now ef I would?

I don' reckon dat I should;

Bettah quit daihin' me.

Look hyeah, I gwine tell de truf,

Mine is sholy one sweet toof:

Bettah quit daihin' me.

Yass'm, yass'm, dat's all right,

I 's done tried to be perlite:

But dat pie 's a lakly sight,

Wha 's de use o' daihin' me?