Steven (retreating to fireplace). Oh, no! only addressing vacancy.
Mrs. W. I hope, Lord Ferrol, that there has been enough pleasant in your trip to make you forget what has been disagreeable.
Lord F. Er, quite so. The trip has been vastly enjoyable.
Rose. Where have you been?
Lord F. I landed in New York and spent the night there, but it was such a bore that I went on to Niagara the next day. From there I travelled through the Rockies, getting some jolly sport, and then went to Florida.
Mrs. W. Why, you have seen a large part of our country; even more than your father did. I remember his amazement at our autumn foliage. He said it was the most surprising thing in the trip.
Amy. What did you think of it, Lord Ferrol?
Lord F. It struck me as rather gaudy.
Rose. Why, I had never thought of it, but perhaps it is a little vivid.
Dennis (aside to men). Oh, how I should like to kick him!