Champney groaned a satisfied groan. “Well,” he began, “do you remember when I came in the evening before we sailed, how Freddy was sitting over there, and you were sitting just where you are?”

“Yes.”

“And how you let me sit down here, just where I am?”

“Yes.”

“And how I chatted for a moment and then suddenly became silent?”

“Yes.”

“That was when I discovered it.”

“How?”

“I found that the seat I was sitting in was warm!”

“SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE IS SAUCE FOR THE GANDER”