The Great K. & A. Robbery

by Paul Leicester Ford

I don’t think Miss Cullen liked Lord Ralles’s comments on American courage any better than I did, for she said,—

“Can’t you take Lord Ralles and Captain Ackland into the service of the K. & A., Mr. Gordon, as a special guard?”

“The K. & A. has never had a robbery yet, Miss Cullen,” I replied, “and I don’t think that it ever will have.”

“Why not?” she asked.

I explained to her how the Cañon of the Colorado to the north, and the distance of the Mexican border to the south, made escape so almost desperate that the road agents preferred to devote their attentions to other routes. “If we were boarded, Miss Cullen,” I said, “your jewelry would be as safe as it is in Chicago, for the robbers would only clean out the express- and mail-cars; but if they should so far forget their manners as to take your trinkets, I’d agree to return them to you inside of one week.”

“That makes it all the jollier,” she cried, eagerly. “We could have the fun of the adventure, and yet not lose anything. Can’t you arrange for it, Mr. Gordon?”

“I’d like to please you, Miss Cullen,” I said, “and I’d like to give Lord Ralles a chance to show us how to handle those gentry; but it’s not to be done.” I really should have been glad to have the road agents pay us a call.

We spent that day pulling up the Raton pass, and so on over the Glorietta pass down to Lamy, where, as the party wanted to see Santa Fé, I had our two cars dropped off the overland, and we ran up the branch line to the old Mexican city. It was well-worn ground to me, but I enjoyed showing the sights to Miss Cullen, for by that time I had come to the conclusion that I had never met a sweeter or jollier girl. Her beauty, too, was of a kind that kept growing on one, and before I had known her twenty-four hours, without quite being in love with her, I was beginning to hate Lord Ralles, which was about the same thing, I suppose. Every hour convinced me that the two understood each other, not merely from the little asides and confidences they kept exchanging, but even more so from the way Miss Cullen would take his lordship down occasionally. Yet, like a fool, the more I saw to confirm my first diagnosis, the more I found myself dwelling on the dimples at the corners of Miss Cullen’s mouth, the bewitching uplift of her upper lip, the runaway curls about her neck, and the curves and color of her cheeks.

Half a day served to see everything in Santa Fé worth looking at, but Mr. Cullen decided to spend there the time they had to wait for his other son to join the party. To pass the hours, I hunted up some ponies, and we spent three days in long rides up the old Santa Fé trail and to the outlying mountains. Only one incident was other than pleasant, and that was my fault. As we were riding back to our cars on the second afternoon, we had to cross the branch road-bed, where a gang happened to be at work tamping the ties.

“Since you’re interested in road agents, Miss Cullen,” I said, “you may like to see one. That fellow standing in the ditch is Jack Drute, who was concerned in the D. & R. G. hold-up three years ago.”