Before I could speak you changed the subject, and the matter was dropped,—I hoped for all time. It was, however, to reappear, and to make my position more difficult and painful than ever.
At Mrs. Blodgett’s request, made that very day, I sent you an invitation to the Philomathean ladies’ day. It was with no hope of being there myself, since my editorial duties covered the hours of the exhibition; but good or bad fortune aided me, for Mr. Whitely asked me for a ticket, and his absence from the office set me free. The crowd was great, but, like most people who try for one thing only, I attained my desire by quickly finding you, and we spent an enjoyable hour together, studying the delicious jokes and pranks of our artist members. The truly marvelous admixture of absurdity and cleverness called out the real mirth of your nature, and our happiness and gayety over the pictures strangely recalled to me our similar days spent in Paris and elsewhere. You too, I think, remembered the same experience, for when we had finished, and were ascending the stairs to the dining-room, you remarked to me, “I never dreamed that one could be so merry after one had ceased to be a child. For the last hour I have felt as if teens were yet unventured lands.”
I confess I sought a secluded spot in an alcove, hoping still to keep you to myself; but the project failed, for when I returned from getting you an ice, I found that Mr. Whitely had joined you. The pictures, of course, were the subject of discussion, and you asked him, “Are all the other members as clever in their own professions as your artists have shown themselves to be?”
“The Philomathean is made up of an able body of men,” replied Mr. Whitely in a delightfully patronizing tone. “Some few of the very ablest, perhaps, do not care to be members; but of the second rank, you may say, broadly speaking, that it includes all men of prominence in this city.”
“But why should the abler men not belong?”
“They are too occupied with more vital matters,” explained my employer.
“Yet surely they must need a club, and what one so appropriate as this?”
“It is natural to reason so,” assented the would-be member. “But as an actual fact, some of the most prominent men in this city are not members,” and he mentioned three well-known names.
The inference was so unjust that I observed, “Should you not add, Mr. Whitely, that they are not members either because they know it is useless to apply, or because they have applied in vain; and that their exclusion, though superficially a small affair, probably means to them, by the implication it carries, one of the keenest mortifications of their lives?”
“You mean that the Philomathean refuses to admit such men as Mr. Whitely named?” you asked incredulously.