Our fokes hez ever saw; an’ we’re about

Ez ready for’t ’z a fat prize Berksheer barrer

Would be ter fight a bunch o’ timber wolves.

O’ co’se this here U. S. hez got back-bone,

But ’pears ter me it’s—what’s thet word? I seen

It t’other day an’ looked it up—O yes,

It’s atrofide.... We gotta train ri’ down

Ter razor-backs afore we’re enny good ....

We’re all tew pussy ’n’ prizey ’n’ prosp’rus like

Ter tech a wil’cat even with a fork....