Fer trubble, an’ somehow ’r ’nother trubble seemed

Ter not be look’n’ fer him. It done ’im good,

We thought, an’ thet’s my idee ’bout this war.”

“But how ’bout Lon,” I sez, “ef war should come?”

Thet ketched ’im hard, an’ I was sorry ’t I

Hed ast ’im sich a techy question, ’cos

I knowed thet Lon was all they was ter go,

Bill’s bigges’ boy—the rest was either gals

Or els tew young—an’ Bill was allers jellus

O’ Lon, like heffers be with their firs’ ca’f.