Ef yew’s a smoker, ’n’ hed the feelin’ on ’t,

Yew’d quit remarkin’ things like that ’a’ one.

I bet yew never even smoked corn-silk,

Rattan, hay-seed, sweet fern, an’ baby stuff

Like that, thet cubs begins on when they’re smart.

I tell ye yew do’ know nuthin’ about it.”

I tho’t I’d fixed ’im, fer a spell at least,

Fer ’e kep’ still, an’ hummed reflective like.

Bimeby he went ’t the door an’ hawked an’ spit,

Come back, an’ set, an’ coughed—fer I hed puffed