Only I done it more ’n they did. I’d hev

Ter hev my chaw ez soon ez I was out

O’ bed, an’, ’cept at meals, I chawed all day

An’ part the night, an’ smoked the rest the time.

I’ve woke up many nights an’ lit a pipe.

Ez time went on I kep’ a-gittin’ wuss.

Laury, she said my mouth was like a sewer

When ’t wa’n’t a fact’ry chimbley; an’ I noticed

The things I et wa’n’t relishin’; I couldn’t

Tell pepper-grass from pie, or Woostersheer