Bill ’lows ’e ain’t no pote, but fust I knowed

He ups an’ gits the foll’rin’ off ’is chist,

An’ damfino ’f ’e made it up hisself,

Or got it some’r’s outen readin’ books:

“I’m speckerlatin’ on the drift

O’ things I gotta face.

Mos’ ginally they ain’t no rift

In all them clouds o’ space

Thet seems ter narrer in my view

An’ shet the sky from me an’ yew.