An’ I’m swattin’ a bothersome fly.

The sky was ez black ez one o’ Bill’s blots

When over a letter he muddles;

An’ the win’ blow’d a blast, an’ the rain fell fast,

An’ the groun’ was a huddle o’ puddles.

Thet was yistiddy, pard; but terday, by Joel,

It’s Aprul excep’ fer the leaves;

They’re a copper an’ green with a pigeony sheen,

An’ a red like our Heryford beeves.

Mos’ potes will all spring suthin’ on ye ’bout russet,