An’ drunk three cups o’ coffee ’thout a sigh

(Ye never know it’s chic’ry, an’ ye never need ter know),

Then, by the Great Lord Harry, comes the pie!

Two kinds at Laury’s allers, an’ a hunk o’ cheese with it,

An’ top it off with do’nuts, milk, an’ cake;

Bill passes yew a teethpick, yew settle back a bit,

An’ reely think yew’re gittin’ wide awake.

Wal, ye need thet kind o’ fuel, ’cos farm work’s tur’bel grillin’,

On freezy days or in a b’ilin’ heat;

It ain’t farm life or workin’, ez mos’ fokes thinks, is killin’—