Or skeer ’im stiff he’s goin’ ter croak.

But still he’d grin—tho’ co’se I knowed he’s fakin’—

An’ say he didn’t give a dam fer

A thing ’cept t’ ev thet “risin’” quit its achin’;

An’ then he ’d sniff ’t a bottl’ o’ camfer.

At last I sez, an’ tapped ’im on the wrist,

“Ef I was yew I’d chuck fer fair

Them soaky puddin’ rags, an’ give yer fist

Jes’ antyskeptick wash an’ air.”

Thet ’s all I said, an’ left ’im at ’is door