I find ye don’t git ha’f so leery

’Bout buckin’ fate, ’f ye’r’ ont’ them funny varmin

They call ‘basilly’ or ‘backteery.’

I hev an idee ’t out o’ life we ’d git

Much more o’ honey ’n’ less o’ wax,

Ef we depended less on native wit

An’ more on sientifick fac’s.”

XV
Calamitous Days

It seems ter be the human lot o’ man

Onct in a while ter hev a day