“Ketch the little swine at it,” remarked Trooper Herbert Hawker, as loudly as he dared, to his “towny,” Trooper Henry Bone. “’Chawnst ’is arm!’ It’s ’is bloomin’ life ’e’d chawnce if that Young Jock got settin’ abaht ’im. Not ’arf!” and the exotic of the Ratcliffe Highway added most luridly expressed improprieties anent the origins of the Lance-Corporal, his erstwhile enemy and, now, superior officer, in addition.
“That’s enough,” said Dam shortly.
“Yep. Quit those low-browed sounds, guttermut, or I’ll get mad all over,” agreed Fish, whose marvellous vocabulary included no foul words. There was no need for them.
“Hi halso was abaht ter request you not to talk beastial, Mr. ’Erbert ’Awker,” chimed in Trooper “Henery” Bone, anxious to be on the side of the saints. “Oo’d taike you to be the Missin’ Hair of a noble ’ouse when you do such—‘Missin’ Hair!’ Missin’ Link more like,” he added with spurious indignation.
The allusion was to the oft-expressed belief of Trooper Herbert Hawker, a belief that became a certainty and subject for bloodshed and battle after the third quart or so, that there was a mystery about his birth.
There was, according to his reputed papa….
The plotters plotted, and Dam completed the burnishing of his arms, spurs, buckles, and other glittering metal impedimenta (the quantity of which earned the Corps its barrack-room soubriquet of “the Polish Its”), finished the flicking of spots of pipe-clay from his uniform, and dressed for Guard.
Being ready some time before he had to parade, he sat musing on his truckle-bed.
What a life! What associates (outside the tiny band of gentlemen-rankers). What cruel awful publicity of existence—that was the worst of all. Oh, for a private room and a private coat, and a meal in solitude! Some place of one’s own, where one could express one’s own individuality in the choice and arrangement of property, and impress it upon one’s environment.
One could not even think in private here.