Though ’mong the Latins from this fate are

These two exempted—patĕr, matĕr;

Short in the final er we state ’em,

Namely, “auctoritate vatum.”

Now, s, the Eton Grammar says,

Ends words in just as many ways

As there are vowels—five—as thus

In order, as, es, is, os, us.

As, in a general way appears

Long unto all but asses’ ears,