HE. No.
SHE. Then who on earth are you?
HE. (Sweetly) I? I'm a friend of his.
SHE. A friend?
HE. A close friend—very close.
SHE. Who? Who?
HE. (Leisurely) I'm not related, you know, but I see a lot of him. We're thick—very thick.
SHE. (un patiently) Who are you?
HE. (Simply) I'm his valet.
SHE. (Horrified) Oh! . . . And you kissed me! A valet! You dared kiss me!