THE CUSTOMER. ( Hysterically ) Thought I was a fool, did you? Thought I'd tell you the real time of the meeting?
THE BARBER. What do you mean?
THE CUSTOMER. ( Shrieking ) You ass! You idiot! The meeting doesn't begin till three-thirty!
THE BARBER. ( Calmly ) Is that all? Well, the clock ( pointing to it ) is half an hour slow.
CURTAIN